The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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