How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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