You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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