we have officially lost it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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