what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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