I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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