You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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