K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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