let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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