so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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