So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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