I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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