Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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