How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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