If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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