Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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