Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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