After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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