Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
