Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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