do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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