Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
handjob tips. give me some.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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