Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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