I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
