whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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