I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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