I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
only you would photoshop your dick
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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