it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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