The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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