Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How does one acquire holy water?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
