ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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