watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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