Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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