i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
