1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I would fuck him just for his dog
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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