Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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