This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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