my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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