He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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