Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
im holly from the hills drunk
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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