I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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