just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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