Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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