Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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