You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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