i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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