My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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