Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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