Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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