i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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