: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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