The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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