That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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